So for the past few days, I was knowingly and unknowingly taking a taste of MR's life. And the results werent great :(
I would wake up in the morning and force myself to sleep again until he would wake up.And then a couple of days, I also tried sauntering in the house in the morning (which didnt work btw). I would eat and re-eat and over-eat like he does and then sit with his trademark over-eaten face .I also tried sitting in front of the TV and watching movies back-to-back. Tried hard to stay away from chores sometimes and let the clothes heap grow and fridge fill with God-knows-what. All this and more...but alas today my system gave up and I ended up feeling all dizzy and pukish :| And Im here feeling J of him and all souls like him who can **do nothing and just be**. As I gulped down some Eno and had a good 3-4 hrs sleep, I self-confessed my failure with complete-laziness. Sigh!!!!!!!!! Screw you..my own system, you are a nerd!
Probably, relaxing is not everyone's birthright, eating thoughlessly - certianly not! Im J of all you thin people who can eat and not bloat. Tell me, where do all the sugars and carbs go? DO you guys plant them in poor souls like me :( Do you like put them in air and now, I cant even breath without gaining calories !You are so so mean.
And how do people manage with eating-watching movies-eating-sleeping routine. Not to forget re-watching movies which are already by-heart. I go into a parellel universe filled with either John Travoltas or FBI or aliens if I do this. Takes me a night and a few wierdo dreams to overcome it. And come on, this is a bit over stretch but I cant even work and listen to music! The lyrics get to me..the music makes me too enthu or too senti to work. This make me J of practially half the universe actually! The maximum I can do while working is chat ;). Hehe..And the speed of chatting and coding should be in sync else the momentum is broken.
Adding to the list of people Im J of - are the ones who can resist FB, also the ones who are uninterested in any damn soul on earth. I seem to be interested in everyone;) Such a waste of time and enery. But Im self-correcting guys..the latest being accpeting friend-requests of only the ppl I vividly rememeber, not the ones who have 10+ mutual friends with me.
Enough about me! but yeah I guess all of us have a list of people we can envy. Its both good and bad. I am J of many people/things but I am sure lots of ppl are J of me too! And this makes me happy and proud :):) Taking tiny taste of someone else's life is a nice break though :P
P.S Thanks for making it through my bout of self-obsession!
I would wake up in the morning and force myself to sleep again until he would wake up.And then a couple of days, I also tried sauntering in the house in the morning (which didnt work btw). I would eat and re-eat and over-eat like he does and then sit with his trademark over-eaten face .I also tried sitting in front of the TV and watching movies back-to-back. Tried hard to stay away from chores sometimes and let the clothes heap grow and fridge fill with God-knows-what. All this and more...but alas today my system gave up and I ended up feeling all dizzy and pukish :| And Im here feeling J of him and all souls like him who can **do nothing and just be**. As I gulped down some Eno and had a good 3-4 hrs sleep, I self-confessed my failure with complete-laziness. Sigh!!!!!!!!! Screw you..my own system, you are a nerd!
Probably, relaxing is not everyone's birthright, eating thoughlessly - certianly not! Im J of all you thin people who can eat and not bloat. Tell me, where do all the sugars and carbs go? DO you guys plant them in poor souls like me :( Do you like put them in air and now, I cant even breath without gaining calories !You are so so mean.
And how do people manage with eating-watching movies-eating-sleeping routine. Not to forget re-watching movies which are already by-heart. I go into a parellel universe filled with either John Travoltas or FBI or aliens if I do this. Takes me a night and a few wierdo dreams to overcome it. And come on, this is a bit over stretch but I cant even work and listen to music! The lyrics get to me..the music makes me too enthu or too senti to work. This make me J of practially half the universe actually! The maximum I can do while working is chat ;). Hehe..And the speed of chatting and coding should be in sync else the momentum is broken.
Adding to the list of people Im J of - are the ones who can resist FB, also the ones who are uninterested in any damn soul on earth. I seem to be interested in everyone;) Such a waste of time and enery. But Im self-correcting guys..the latest being accpeting friend-requests of only the ppl I vividly rememeber, not the ones who have 10+ mutual friends with me.
Enough about me! but yeah I guess all of us have a list of people we can envy. Its both good and bad. I am J of many people/things but I am sure lots of ppl are J of me too! And this makes me happy and proud :):) Taking tiny taste of someone else's life is a nice break though :P
How I wish I was like her
Trim and proper, hair with curls :)
How I wish I slept like him!
Who said morning sun is to be necessarily seen.
How I wish I was a little less finicky
I would just switch on the TV and finish all chores in a jiffy :D
How I wish someone else wrote this
Wishing to be like me . Just me ... me ... me !!P.S Thanks for making it through my bout of self-obsession!
Well it takes years of practice actually! Just keep going and soon you'd join the gang :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome.. Loved it!
ReplyDeleteHey Girl.. Thanks for reading it!
ReplyDeleteManav....And look at me, I thought just marrying you would do it. Poor me :(
awwww!!!! such a nice husband wife blog.... i m lovin it... pun intended.. sarcasm as well..
ReplyDeleteAbhi...my blogs would be incomplete without ur puns and sarcasm! this makes me believe you are alive and kicking :) Thank you! muah
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